Still not touring, but we do make a racket now and again...

The original Metal Bozo Clowns

Lawnmower Deth & Kim Wilde

F U Kristmas

Xmas gig 2018 is going to be…..

13th June 2018

Download… what a MAHOOOSIVE one!

13th June 2018

Tomorrow is FU DAY!!!

17th December 2017

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